Author: Cup Cakes

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Sex Practice FriendLocation: O’Donnell’s (4500 N Elston)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Sex Practice Friend is moving back to Chicago and wants to hare a trail

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Meat Inside Her & Bert’s Special FriendLocation: Hawkeye’s (1458 W Taylor)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: We have dollar beers and a private room in the basement

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just EricLocation: Burwood Tap (724 W Wrightwood)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Eric wants a name, so we should probably show up and give him

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: I Eat Dick & Stiffy for StiffiesLocation: Beaumont’s (2020 N Halsted)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Jenna couldn’t hare, but I Eat Dick and Stiffy

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Wanky WonkyLocation: Irish Eyes (2519 N Lincoln)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: It’s Wanky Wonky’s birthday – please bring him down-downs. Trail will be A-to-B. FUN

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: SnatchsquatchLocation: Driftwood (1021 W Montrose)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Trail will be A-to-B with an outdoor circle and a super special On-After. Oh, and it’s

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: The Cock WhispererLocation: Damen Tavern (701 N Damen)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Prepare for an outdoor circle FUN FACTS: Cock Ale was a popular drink

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just Will & Bloody Brown CastleLocation: Bar Atlantic (5062 N Lincoln)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Will wants a name, so he’s conscripted Bloody Brown