Time: 2 p.m., On-Out 2:30 p.m.
Hares: Gay Dancer
Location: Chunder County (5515 W Newport)
Hash Cash: $10
NOTES: We’re starting early that way you can spend more time remembering the true meaning of the 4th of July – FUCK THE BRITISH!
FUN FACTS: Three American Presidents have died on the 4th of July – John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, both signers of the Declaration of Independence died on July 4, 1826, the 50th anniversary of the Declaration and Founding Father James Monroe died five years later on July 4, 1831.