Author: Cup Cakes

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Soul Taco & Silent But DeadlyLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: In honor of the hash calendar syncing up just so, Soul

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just JennaLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Jenna wants a name, so she’s haring a TH3 trail in an attempt to

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: TBDLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: This will be our annual “Running of the Bulls” hash – you’re encouraged to dress in

Time: 2 p.m., On-Out 2:30 p.m.Hares: Gay DancerLocation: Chunder County (5515 W Newport)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: We’re starting early that way you can spend more time remembering the true meaning

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Sex Practice FriendLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Sex Practice Friend is moving back to Chicago and wants to hare a trail

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Meat Inside Her & Bert’s Special FriendLocation: Hawkeye’s (1458 W Taylor)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: We have dollar beers and a private room in the basement

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just EricLocation: Burwood Tap (724 W Wrightwood)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Eric wants a name, so we should probably show up and give him

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: I Eat Dick & Stiffy for StiffiesLocation: Beaumont’s (2020 N Halsted)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Jenna couldn’t hare, but I Eat Dick and Stiffy

SAVE THE DATE! Thirstday Hash House Harriers Pink Dress returns to September with a vengeance! More information to follow, but be sure to circle these prime dates on your calendar.

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Wanky WonkyLocation: Irish Eyes (2519 N Lincoln)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: It’s Wanky Wonky’s birthday – please bring him down-downs. Trail will be A-to-B. FUN