Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: SnatchsquatchLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: This will be our annual “Running of the Bulls” hash – you’re encouraged to dress in

Time: 2 p.m., On-Out 2:30 p.m.Hares: Gay DancerLocation: Chunder County (5515 W Newport)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: We’re starting early that way you can spend more time remembering the true meaning

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Sex Practice FriendLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Sex Practice Friend is moving back to Chicago and wants to hare a trail

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Meat Inside Her & Bert’s Special FriendLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES:  FUN FACTS: The Butcher’s Shop is the title of two

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just EricLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Eric wants a name, so we should probably show up and give him a

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just JennaLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Jenna wants a name, so she’s haring a TH3 trail in an attempt to

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Wanky WonkyLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: It’s Wanky Wonky’s birthday – please bring him down-downs. FUN FACTS: The term “Wonky Pop”

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: The Cock WhispererLocation: Damen Tavern (701 N Damen)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Prepare for an outdoor circle FUN FACTS: Cock Ale was a popular drink

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just Will & Bloody Brown CastleLocation: Bar Atlantic (5062 N Lincoln)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Will wants a name, so he’s conscripted Bloody Brown