Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Ritalin Cum BubbleLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Ritalin Cum Bubble is going to hare in celebration of his birthday – since

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Faming FlaggottLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: TH3’s favorite Texan, Faming Flaggott, wants to hare a trail for us again. FUN FACTS:

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: One Fuck ChuckLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: One Fuck Chuck feels insulted that he did not win “Worst Trail” in 2019

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: The Dark KuntLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: It’s The Dark Kunt’s hashiversary celebration! FUN FACTS: Batman made his debut in Detective

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Rusty Grundel & Sandy SyphilisLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Rusty and Sandy are bringing back the Pirate Hash – ARRRRRR U?

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Soul Taco & Silent But DeadlyLocation: TBD (Check Back Soon)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: In honor of the hash calendar syncing up just so, Soul

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just Jenna & Hooch Before CoochLocation: Goldie’s Pub (3835 N Lincoln)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Jenna wants a name, so she’s haring a TH3

Time: 2 p.m., On-Out 2:30 p.m.Hares: Gay DancerLocation: Chunder County (5515 W Newport)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: We’re starting early that way you can spend more time remembering the true meaning

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Sex Practice FriendLocation: O’Donnell’s (4500 N Elston)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Sex Practice Friend is moving back to Chicago and wants to hare a trail