Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Hares: NONE! It’s Fucking Brunch! Venue: Bird Leaf Nest (1003 N. Ashland Ave.) Hash Cash: $10 (or included in your weekend rego) Time: 10am NOTES: Brunch Long and Hard at

Time: 2 p.m., On-Out 2:30 p.m. Hares: Snatchsquach & Gay Dancer Location: Redmond’s Ale House (3358 N. Sheffield) Hash Cash: Walk Ups $75 NOTES: This year’s Main Event will be

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Furry Spice, Captain’s Log & Just Sasha Location: Celtic Crown (2356 W Cullom) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Kick off the weekend pre-lubing the

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Foamy Discharge & A Cardboard Cutout of Sandy Syphilis Location: Danny’s Tap Room (2218 N Western Ave) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: The Thirst-a-thon

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Silent But Deadly Location: Miska’s (3205 N Leavitt) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: This will be the first part of Silent But Deadly’s birthday

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Snatchsquatch Location: Parrot’s (754 W Wellington ) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: OKTO BEER FEST RETURNS! Snatchsquatch will hare and provide a bevy of

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Roofie Ragu Location: Mahoney’s (551 N Ogden) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Marathon training begins in earnest! Fun Facts: On simple slot machines, lining

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares:Just Kevin & One Fuck Chuck Location: Double Bubble (6036 N Broadway) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Just Kevin will lay his virgin hare and

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Ritalin Cum Bubble Location: EZ Inn – 921 N Western Ave. Hash Cash: $10 Notes: It’s Ritalin’s birthday. Bring him down-downs. Ritalin also