Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Hare: Pied Piper Venue: Ph.D Pub (1257 S. Halsted St.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out A visitor hare? This should be shitty. At least

Hares: ButtPalmolive & Hobo Piss Venue: J&M Tap, (957 N Leavitt St) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out These punks know that no one is coming out unless

Hare: Silent But Deadly & I Eat Dick Venue: Feather’s Den (1003 N. Ashland, Apt. #3F) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out   These bitches

Hare: R2 DoMe Venue: Miska’s (3205 N. Leavitt) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Star Wars Hash! A New Hope turns 40, so R2 will

Hare: Horn-E Venue: Big Joe’s (1818 W. Foster Av.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Show the regulars that our singing is better than any

Hare: Lifa! Venue: A-to-B from Revolution Tap Room (3340 N. Kedzie) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Liiiiiiiiifa! Trail is A-to-B from the Revolution on

Hare: Captain’s Log Location: A-to-B from Cell Block (3702 N Halsted St.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Derby Hash! This trail will be shitty.

Hares: One Fuck Chuck & Snatchsquatch Location: Angie’s Bar & Grill (3700 N. Kedzie Ave.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out I can’t think of

Hare: Jizzy Location: Burke’s Web Pub (2026 W. Webster Ave.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: Meet Up 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Trail will probably be a typical Jizzy death march.