Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Silent But Deadly, Soul Taco, & The Dark Kunt Location: Miska’s (3205 N Leavitt) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Dark Deadly Taco strikes again

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Gay Dancer Location: Big Joe’s (1818 W Foster) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: This will be part of the UPTOWN EXTRAVAGANZA for reasons that

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Complimentary Nuts Location: Chipp Inn (832 N Greenview) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Complimentary Nuts has signed up to hare – be very afraid.

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Silent But Deadly Location: Parrots (754 W Wellington) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Silent But Deadly agreed to hare in exchange for Snatchsquatch haring

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Little Trojan Annie Location: Danny’s Tap Room (2220 N Western) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Another great hash bar has closed – please join

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Half Fag & Snatchsquatch Location: Miska’s (3205 N Leavitt) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Half Fag is back in town and wants to hash

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Sanding Ovation Location: The Barrel (2015 S. Damen) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Happy New Year! Your resolution should be to hash more. This