Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: I Eat Dick & Stiffy for StiffiesLocation: Beaumont’s (2020 N Halsted)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Jenna couldn’t hare, but I Eat Dick and Stiffy

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Wanky WonkyLocation: Irish Eyes (2519 N Lincoln)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: It’s Wanky Wonky’s birthday – please bring him down-downs. Trail will be A-to-B. FUN

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: SnatchsquatchLocation: Driftwood (1021 W Montrose)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Trail will be A-to-B with an outdoor circle and a super special On-After. Oh, and it’s

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: The Cock WhispererLocation: Damen Tavern (701 N Damen)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Prepare for an outdoor circle FUN FACTS: Cock Ale was a popular drink

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just Will & Bloody Brown CastleLocation: Bar Atlantic (5062 N Lincoln)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Will wants a name, so he’s conscripted Bloody Brown

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Roofie RaguLocation: Dugans on Halsted (128 S Halsted)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Roofie is haring, bring your magnifying glasses so you can find marks on

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: I Eat DickLocation: Carol’s Pub (4659 N Clark)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Trail will be A-to-B, plan accordingly. FUN FACTS: The Chicago-style Hot Dog is claimed

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Sanding OvationLocation: Miska’s (3205 N Leavitt)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Sanding Ovation had such a good time with her virgin lay that she wants to

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: PICKUP HASH – BRING YO CHALK!Location: Beaumont’s (2020 N Halstead)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: No hares were found, so this is now a pickup hash.

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Ice Princess & Soul TacoLocation: Weather Mark (1503 S Michigan)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: RAGNAR wants to show us some love, so we’re going to