Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Gay Dancer Location: Big Joe’s (1818 W Foster) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Gay Dancer is haring – that’s reason enough for celebration. FUN

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: The Cock Whisperer Location: Miska’s (3205 N Leavitt ) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: There’s something about The Cock Whisperer’s birthday or hashiversary, or

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Bert’s Special Friend & Meat Inside Her Location: Hawkeyes (1458 W Taylor) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Bert signed up to hare while drunk

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies Location: Uptown Lounge (1136 W Lawrence) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Stiffy was coerced into haring, so this is sure to

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Sanding OvationLocation: Beaumont’s (2020 N Halsted)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Sanding Ovation will hare what might be the Zombie Hash. Or it might be a

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Gay DancerLocation: Celtic Crown (4301 N Western)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Gay Dancer found time in his busy schedule to set trail for us –

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Skull & Bone’HerLocation: Rose’s Lounge (2656 N Lincoln)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: This my be Skull & Bone’Her’s Hashiversary, if I’m remembering things correctly. FUN