Thirstday Hash House Harriers

HARE: Cuntlery WHERE: Grandparents Park (5445 N Chester) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Cuntlery has stepped up and volunteered to hare! Sure it’s way out there on

HARE: Sleepy Nom Noms WHERE: The Cowardly Lion Statue in Oz Park (approx. Dickens & Larrabee) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Sleepy Nom Noms was cornered by

HARE: Dryrofoam WHERE: Big Joe’s (1818 W Foster) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Dryrofoam is back to enact his revenge on another unsuspecting pack of hounds. Hopefully

HARE: …He’s Still Limping & Laura Ingalls Girls Gone Wilder WHERE: Liar’s Club (1665 W Fullerton) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 FROM DA HARES: In honor of the holiday, Valentine’s Day,

HARE: The Dark Kunt, Silent But Deadly, & Soul Taco WHERE: Duffy’s (422 W Diversey) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Somehow, Dark Deadly Taco has returned. They wanted to do

HARE: Sleepy Nom Noms & Just Scott WHERE: Phyllis’ Musical Inn (1800 W Division) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Oh boy do we have a two-fer for

HARE: Horn E WHERE: Double Bubble (6036 N Broadway) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Holy fuck, Horn E has been allowed back on the hare line. Where

HARE: …He’s Still Limping WHERE: Drink & Ink (4443 N Broadway) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Dot had some bad luck with attendance for her trails in

HARE: Brother Incisor WHERE: Irish Eyes (2519 N Lincoln) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Brother Incisor likes haring so much that she’s doing it twice in one

HARE: Lifa WHERE: Four Treys (3333 N Damen) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 FROM THE HARE: Expect the new normal, short circle at the beer stop then