Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Hares: Gay Dancer & Tubdumping Location: Celtic Crown (2356 W Cullom Ave.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Tubdumping returns from her miserable life in

Hares: USS Cum on My Face & Glory Hole Location: Chipp Inn (832 N. Greenview Ave.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out USS Cum on

Hare: Pythagorean Semen Venue: The North End (3733 N Halsted St.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30 Hash Cash: $8 It’s Pythag’s last day to be gay, so he is going to

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Hares: Silent But Deadly, I Eat Dick, Just Emily Venue: Danny’s Tap Room (2218 N Western Ave.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30 Hash Cash: $8 Triple the harriettes, triple the fun!