Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just Alex & Gay DancerLocation: Parrots (754 W Wellington)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Alex wants to earn her name, so she’s enlisted Gay Dancer

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Bert’s Special FriendLocation: PhD Pub (1257 S Halsted)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Cupcake tricked Bert’s Special Friend into signing up to hare. FUN FACTS: Jim

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Sandy Syphilis et al.Location: 1740 W Grace StHash Cash: $10 NOTES: Sandy Syphilis signed up to hare in February because of her birthday and

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Complimentary Nuts & Just CandyLocation: Beaumont’s (2020 N Halsted)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Fearing that nobody will show up for his birthday and Just Candy’s

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: The Dark Kunt, Silent But Deadly, & Soul TacoLocation: Miska’s (3205 N Leavitt)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: The 700s are officially over, time for the

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just MichaelLocation: Skylark (2149 S Halsted)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: The new GM Two Girls One Cupcake has decreed that all Justs who hare during

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Snatchsquatch & Two Girls One CupcakeLocation: Celtic Crown (4301 N Western Ave)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: We’re pretty sure that Snatch imagined Just James at

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just Eric & Hooch Before CoochLocation: Irish Eyes (2519 N Lincoln)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Eric will be haring! Our new GM says there