Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Putt Putt in My Butt Location: Parrots – 754 W Wellington Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Fun Facts: Though popular nomenclature, both “putt putt”

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Snatchsquatch & One Fuck Chuck Location: Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Snatchsquatch will be attempting to re-train One

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Ice Princess & Bert’s Special Friend Location: Weather Mark Tavern – 1503 S. Michigan Ave Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Ragnar wants to buy

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Bi-Hole Her Location: J&M Tap – 957 N Leavitt Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Bi-Hole Her is celebrating her “funemployment” with us at TH3’s

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Menstrual Casserole & Dr. Cockvorkian Location: Houndstooth Saloon – 3369 N Clark Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Trail will be A-to-B. Fun Facts: The

Hares: Gay Dancer Venue: Irish Eye’s (2159 N Lincoln Ave.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 Ugly Sweater Hash! Oops sorry, Ugly Jumper Hash, since the hare is British.

Hares: Coach and Nintendo Venue: O’Donnell’s (4500 N Elston Ave.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 Anthrax pre-pre-lube! Let’s see if these knuckleheads can estimate distance better than the

Hares: Soul Taco Venue: Mahoney’s (551 N Ogden Ave.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 She’s officially over the hill. Talk about old boobs… Upcumming Hareline Th3 #738 –

Hares: Sandy Syphilis Venue: Cork Lounge (1822 W. Addison St.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 Yay, she lives here again, I guess. Get her sloppy–she lives 2 blocks

Hares: Snatchsquatch & Two Girls One Cupcake Venue: Casa de SnatchCakes (4416 N. Albany Av. #1R) Time: 2pm, On-out whenever Hash Cash: $8 Eat, drink, run trail, play mariokart, cards