Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Snatchsquatch Location: Parrot’s (754 W Wellington ) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: OKTO BEER FEST RETURNS! Snatchsquatch will hare and provide a bevy of

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Roofie Ragu Location: Mahoney’s (551 N Ogden) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Marathon training begins in earnest! Fun Facts: On simple slot machines, lining

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares:Just Kevin & One Fuck Chuck Location: Double Bubble (6036 N Broadway) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Just Kevin will lay his virgin hare and

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Ritalin Cum Bubble Location: EZ Inn – 921 N Western Ave. Hash Cash: $10 Notes: It’s Ritalin’s birthday. Bring him down-downs. Ritalin also

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Just Michael Location: The Barrel (2015 S Damen) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Remember that time we tried to name Just Michael at Memorial

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Just Ben Location: Danny’s Tap Room (2218 N Western Ave) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Just Ben still needs a name – maybe try

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: LIttle Trojan Annie & One Fuck Chuck Location: Ping Tom Memorial Park SOUTH (19th & S Wells St) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Four

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Gay Dancer, Choke and Stroke, & Riverstone Annie Location: Kasey’s Tavern (701 S. Dearborn) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: The ladies have informed me

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Ritalin Cum Bubble Location: Cork Lounge (1822 W. Addison) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Kick off Power of the Pussy weekend early with your

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Eat My Pussy Location: Replay Lakeview (3439 N Halsted) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: The hare negotiated $10 pitchers of 312 for the hash