Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Hooch Before Cooch & Silent But Deadly Location: Lottie’s Pub (1925 W. Cortland) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: This is our yearly Pre-Anthrax trail.

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Silent But Deadly Location: A-to-B from Rite Liquors (1649 W Divison) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: This will be SBD’s tenth analversary of hashing

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: It’s Too Soft Location: Beaumont’s (2020 N. Halsted) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: It’s Up the Ash’s birthday! Bring her down-downs. FUN FACTS: Though

Time: 2:00! Trail after 2:30 or when we feel like it. Hares: Prickly Puss and Hose before Hoes Location: Prickly’s Pad (2778 N Milwaukee Ave #218) Hash Cash: $10 There

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Wjew-40, Foamy Discharge, & Stiffy for Stiffies Location: Danny’s Tap (2218 N Western) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Airplanes. bitches! Yes, this is the

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Ritalin Cum Bubble Location: Park & Field (3509 W Fullerton) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: This is Antiques Load Show’s birthday hash, so Ritalin

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Pick Up Hash (Hooch surprise laid trail…) Location: Beaumonts (2020 N Halsted) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Since nobody signed up to hare, this

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies Location: Big Joe’s (1818 W Foster) Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: The Uptown Zombie Hash returns! Break out your best zombie

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Choke N Stroke & Pussy Passport Location: Parrots bar & grill Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Choke N Stroke and Pussy Passport both have

Hares: NONE! It’s Fucking Brunch! Venue: Bird Leaf Nest (1003 N. Ashland Ave.) Hash Cash: $10 (or included in your weekend rego) Time: 10am NOTES: Brunch Long and Hard at