Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Just Michael Location: The Barrel (2015 S Damen) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Remember that time we tried to name Just Michael at Memorial

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Just Ben Location: Danny’s Tap Room (2218 N Western Ave) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Just Ben still needs a name – maybe try

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: LIttle Trojan Annie & One Fuck Chuck Location: Ping Tom Memorial Park SOUTH (19th & S Wells St) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Four

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Gay Dancer, Choke and Stroke, & Riverstone Annie Location: Kasey’s Tavern (701 S. Dearborn) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: The ladies have informed me

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Ritalin Cum Bubble Location: Cork Lounge (1822 W. Addison) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Kick off Power of the Pussy weekend early with your

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Eat My Pussy Location: Replay Lakeview (3439 N Halsted) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: The hare negotiated $10 pitchers of 312 for the hash

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Snatchsquatch & Faming Flaggott Location: Redmond’s – (3358 N Sheffield) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Running of the Bulls! Slower hashers will get a

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Menstraul Casserole Location: Celtic Crown (4301 N Western) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Erection results! Cum see if Anarchy was able to beat out

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Soul Taco & Silent But Deadly Location: Beaumont’s – 2020 N Halsted Hash Cash: $10 Notes: And now we have Soul Taco’s Hashiversary.

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Menstraul Casserole Location: Miska’s – 3205 N Leavitt Hash Cash: $10 Notes: This is Menstrual Casserole’s 5th Hashiversary – bring her lots of