Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Hooch Before Cooch Location: Redmond’s – 3358 N Sheffield Hash Cash: $10 Notes: There is a Cubs game at 1:20PM, so there may

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Pull My Pork & Just Colleen #1 Location: Dugan’s – 128 S Halsted Hash Cash: $10 Notes: It’s Just Colleen’s virgin hare –

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Doc Cock & Snatchsquatch Location: The Atlantic – 5062 N Lincoln Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Start your Memorial Day weekend early! Fun Facts:

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Antiques Load Show & One Fuck Chuck Location: Charles’ Fornication Palace (1622 W. Farwell Ave. #3A) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Hopefully the weather cooperates

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Lifa Location: Rose’s Lounge (2656 N. Lincoln Ave.) Hash Cash: $10 Hare note: Starting this week you’ll receive $2 more trail. Fun Facts:

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: 69 Cent Man Location: Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey) Hash Cash: $10 Notes: Its Polish Constitution Day! Fun Facts: The Constitution of 3

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Just Michael & Horn E Location: Oakwood 83 – 1959 W Montrose Hash Cash: $8Notes: This will be Just Michael’s virgin hare –

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: The Dark Kunt & Furry Spice Location: Irish Eyes (2519 N. Lincoln) Hash Cash: $8 Notes: 4/20 Hash cums a day early this

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Putt Putt in my Butt Location: Dicken’s St Public House – 2060 N Cleveland Hash Cash: $8 Notes: MLA is unable to hare,

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies Location: Celtic Crown – 4301 N Western Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Fun Facts: Priapism, the condition where a penis remain