Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies Location: Celtic Crown – 4301 N Western Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Fun Facts: Priapism, the condition where a penis remain

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Silent But Deadly & Loin Dick 2 Location: Redmond’s – 3358 N. Sheffield Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Silent But Deadly has decided that

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Ritalin Cum Bubble & Snatchsquatch Location: Nisei Lounge – 3439 N. Sheffield Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Reverse Muff Diver will be guest bartending,

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Loin Dick 2 Location: Tap Room Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Fun Facts: Brothers Junius Jr, Edwin, and John Wilkes Booth appeared onstage together

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Fetus Envy & Just Wendy Location: Galway Arms A to B Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Fun Facts: This will be the last TH3

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Grateful Dick & Stocks N Bondage Location: O’Shaughnessy’s Public House – 4557 N Ravenswood Ave Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Trail will be A-to-B

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Silent But Deadly & One Fuck Chuck Location: Irish Eyes Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Fun Facts: Dennis Farina was an actual member of

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Foamy Discharge & WJew-40 Location: Danny’s Tap Room – 2218 N Western Ave Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Airplanes, bitches! Fun Facts: In 1985

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Silent But Deadly, Soul Taco, & The Dark Kunt Location: Miska’s (3205 N. Leavitt) Hash Cash: $8 Fun Facts: 1997’s Batman and Robin

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Gay Dancer Location: Celtic Crown! (It’s been literally days since we were last there, and it’s now a birthday weekend tradition)  (4301 N. Western)