Thirstday Hash House Harriers

HARE: Cumming Right Meow WHERE: Irish Eyes (2519 N Lincoln Ave) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 WALKER’S TRAIL: Yes Cumming Right Meow promises a jaunt through Lincoln Park and will even bring

HARE: Silent But Deadly WHERE: Liberty Lounge (3341 N Western) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 WALKER’S TRAIL: TBD Silent But Deadly returns to the land of the haring.

HARE: Snatchsquatch WHERE: The Avondale Tap (3634 W Belmont) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 It’s 7-Eleven! Don’t forget to bring extra cash for the required slushie stop on trail!

HARE: One Fuck Chuck WHERE: Casa de No Thank You (5246 N Kenmore) WHEN: 2PM MEET, 230PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Note the special start time! We’ll be hashing in the afternoon so that

HARE: Ball Cock Dumper WHERE: One City Tap (3115 S Archer) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Trail will be A-to-B with a shag wagon for your shit!

HARE: Bit in the Clit of Texas WHERE: Green Room Tap (1802 S Allport St) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Bit in the Clit of Texas will be setting another memorable

HARE: …He’s Still Limping WHERE: Clarendon Park Community Center (4501 N Clarendon) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 We’re gonna Hashsassin! That’s right, we’re playing a chaotic version of assassin on trail,

HARE: Snatchsquatch WHERE: The Unforgettable Bar (4206 W Irving Park) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Since nobody signed up to hare, you get another Snatchsquatch trail – you did this to

HARE: Cumming Right Meow WHERE: Industry Ales Brew Pub (230 S Wabash) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Cumming Right Meow wraps up our May trails and sends us into the Summer

HARE: Oh Die Mark WHERE: Midwest Coast Brewing (2137 W Walnut) WHEN: 7PM MEET, 730PM ON-OUT HASH CASH: $5 Kick off Memorial Day Weekend in style with the first of FIVE STRAIGHT DAYS OF