Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Foamy Discharge & WJew-40 Location: Danny’s Tap Room – 2218 N Western Ave Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Airplanes, bitches! Fun Facts: In 1985

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Silent But Deadly, Soul Taco, & The Dark Kunt Location: Miska’s (3205 N. Leavitt) Hash Cash: $8 Fun Facts: 1997’s Batman and Robin

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Gay Dancer Location: Celtic Crown! (It’s been literally days since we were last there, and it’s now a birthday weekend tradition)  (4301 N. Western)

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Putt Putt in My Butt Location: Parrots – 754 W Wellington Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Fun Facts: Though popular nomenclature, both “putt putt”

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Snatchsquatch & One Fuck Chuck Location: Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Snatchsquatch will be attempting to re-train One

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Ice Princess & Bert’s Special Friend Location: Weather Mark Tavern – 1503 S. Michigan Ave Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Ragnar wants to buy

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Bi-Hole Her Location: J&M Tap – 957 N Leavitt Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Bi-Hole Her is celebrating her “funemployment” with us at TH3’s

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Menstrual Casserole & Dr. Cockvorkian Location: Houndstooth Saloon – 3369 N Clark Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Trail will be A-to-B. Fun Facts: The

Hares: Gay Dancer Venue: Irish Eye’s (2159 N Lincoln Ave.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 Ugly Sweater Hash! Oops sorry, Ugly Jumper Hash, since the hare is British.

Hares: Coach and Nintendo Venue: O’Donnell’s (4500 N Elston Ave.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 Anthrax pre-pre-lube! Let’s see if these knuckleheads can estimate distance better than the