Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.
Hares: Snatchsquatch & One Fuck Chuck
Location: Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8
Notes: Snatchsquatch will be attempting to re-train One Fuck Chuck in the ways of haring – he will fail.
Fun Facts: Longtime Trader Joe’s owner Theo Albrecht was kidnapped in 1971 and held for ransom for 17 days. Seven million German Marks were paid for his release, which Theo Albrecht successfully claimed as a tax deductible business expense.