Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Hare: King of Bed BugsVenue: Lizzie McNeill’s (400 N. McClurg Ct.)Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30Hash Cash: $8 Cum out for our first trail of 2017, setting the tone for the rest

Hare: Menstrual Casserole & Dr. CockvorkianVenue: A from Houndstooth Saloon-to-B you know whereTime: 7pm, On-out 7:30Hash Cash: $8 GMs Revenge. None of you wanted to do this, so we will

Hare: Palmolive These Dicks & Hobopiss of RhodesVenue: A-to-B Starting at Streeter’s TavernTime: 7pm, On-out 7:30Hash Cash: $8 Ugly Sweater/Shirt/Face Hash! Bring a swimsuit and a towel for the B…

Hares: Snatchsquatch & Hooch Before CoochVenue: O’Donnell’s (4500 N Elston Ave.)Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30Hash Cash: $8 Anthrax Pre Pre Lube Trail. It will probably just consist of Snatch roaming around

Hare: Soul Taco and False AdvertisingVenue: G & O (459 N. Ogden Ave.)Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30Hash Cash: $8 Double Birthday Hash! Double the chances of a shitty trail! So so

Hare: Private SnowballVenue: Big Joe’s (1818 W. Foster Ave.)Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30Hash Cash: $8 Join Th3 as our visitor, Private Snowball, wraps up his Tour duh Snowball, haring five times

I believe the last time Rusty signed up to hare, he was drunk in Honduras and it turned out to be a shitastic trail. I would expect about the same

If America doesn’t end Wednesday, cum run a shitty, probably live hared trail. It will be A to B, B yet to be determined. Hares: Dickens CiderVenue: Lotties Pub (1925

Hares: Silent But Deadly and Panty RaiderVenue: J&M Tap (957 N. Leavitt Av.)Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30Hash Cash: $8 omg she never leaves… and she brought more guam to shove down