Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Hare: R2 DoMe Venue: Miska’s (3205 N. Leavitt) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Star Wars Hash! A New Hope turns 40, so R2 will

Hare: Horn-E Venue: Big Joe’s (1818 W. Foster Av.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Show the regulars that our singing is better than any

Hare: Lifa! Venue: A-to-B from Revolution Tap Room (3340 N. Kedzie) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Liiiiiiiiifa! Trail is A-to-B from the Revolution on

Hare: Captain’s Log Location: A-to-B from Cell Block (3702 N Halsted St.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Derby Hash! This trail will be shitty.

Hares: One Fuck Chuck & Snatchsquatch Location: Angie’s Bar & Grill (3700 N. Kedzie Ave.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out I can’t think of

Hare: Jizzy Location: Burke’s Web Pub (2026 W. Webster Ave.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: Meet Up 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Trail will probably be a typical Jizzy death march.

Hares: Fetus Envy & Gay Dancer Location: Chipp Inn (832 N Greenview Ave.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Will these reluctant hares make the

Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies Location: The Atlantic Bar & Grill (5062 N Lincoln Ave.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out The 700s started off wet

Hares: Menstrual Casserole, Foamy Discharge & Golden Shartches Location: Miska’s (2156 W Belmont Ave.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out KEEP THE 600s SHITTY! 99