Th3 #699 – 3/23/17

Hares: Menstrual Casserole, Foamy Discharge & Golden Shartches
Location: Miska’s (2156 W Belmont Ave.)
Hash Cash: $8
Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out

99 Th3 moons ago, we began the 600s with a really shitty birthday trail by MCA and Foamy, a few weeks later Goldie laid the best attended moon trail ever to keep the 600s shitty. The time has come for us to put the shitty 600s to rest with the most epic of shitty trails.

This is also Goldie’s on-out, so we need to make sure he can’t remember how shitty we all are. Also it’s our unofficial official Green Dress Pre Lube. And I mean, it’s fucking Miska’s. Do yourself a favor and put some advil and water next to your bed now and tell your boss you’ll be late (or better yet, call in sick on Friday!).
I shouldn’t have to tell you this, but don’t forget your fuqing ID. You will not be let into the bar if you don’t have it.

Chicago, IL 60618

Also, new Hab is in! Buy yours today!

Upcumming Hareline
Th3 #700 – 03/30/17 – Drill & My Box & WJew-40 – Will’s Northwoods (3030 N. Racine Ave.) ***Th3 700th***
Th3 #701 – 04/06/17 – Stiffy for Stiffies – TBD
Th3 #702 – 04/13/17 – WE NEED A HARE!!!
Th3 #703 – 04/20/17 – LaQuinta Skeets aka Douche Canoe aka Jizzy – TBD **4/20 Hash**

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