Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Just Michael & Horn E Location: Oakwood 83 – 1959 W Montrose Hash Cash: $8Notes: This will be Just Michael’s virgin hare –

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: The Dark Kunt & Furry Spice Location: Irish Eyes (2519 N. Lincoln) Hash Cash: $8 Notes: 4/20 Hash cums a day early this

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Putt Putt in my Butt Location: Dicken’s St Public House – 2060 N Cleveland Hash Cash: $8 Notes: MLA is unable to hare,

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies Location: Celtic Crown – 4301 N Western Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Fun Facts: Priapism, the condition where a penis remain

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Silent But Deadly & Loin Dick 2 Location: Redmond’s – 3358 N. Sheffield Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Silent But Deadly has decided that

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Ritalin Cum Bubble & Snatchsquatch Location: Nisei Lounge – 3439 N. Sheffield Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Reverse Muff Diver will be guest bartending,

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Loin Dick 2 Location: Tap Room Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Fun Facts: Brothers Junius Jr, Edwin, and John Wilkes Booth appeared onstage together

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Fetus Envy & Just Wendy Location: Galway Arms A to B Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Fun Facts: This will be the last TH3

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Grateful Dick & Stocks N Bondage Location: O’Shaughnessy’s Public House – 4557 N Ravenswood Ave Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Trail will be A-to-B

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m. Hares: Silent But Deadly & One Fuck Chuck Location: Irish Eyes Hash Cash: $8 Notes: Fun Facts: Dennis Farina was an actual member of