Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.
Hares: Ritalin Cum Bubble
Location: Park & Field (3509 W Fullerton)
Hash Cash: $10
NOTES: Ritalin Cum Bubble is going to hare in celebration of his birthday – since Ritalin is regularly nominated for “Worst Trail of the Year,” you’re in for a treat! Trail will be A-to-B, prepare yourself.
FUN FACTS: The first pills were found in ancient Egypt and contained bread dough, honey or grease combined with medicinal ingredients, such as plant powders or spices.