Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Hare: EpiPenisVenue: Irish Eyes, 2519 N Lincoln AveHash Cash: $8Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm Epi has finally gotten his shit together, and is planning his second craptacular trail in one week.

Hare: Hooch Before Cooch & Dr. CockvorkianVenue: Raven’sHash Cash: $8Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm Iron Hare for what?

Hare: String TheoryVenue: Danny’s Tap RoomHash Cash: $8Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm ***String Theory’s THERE’S NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT THIS HASH*** There’s nothing special about this hash, because there’s nothing special about

Hare: Chip ‘N’ DaleVenue: Moe’s TavernHash Cash: $8Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm Chip ‘N’ Dale is the hare? You know what this means. PIZZA!

Hare: Roofie RaguVenue: Shoe’s PubHash Cash: $8Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm Roofie Ragu is haring out of Shoe’s on Armitage. Now you can all stop bitching about not knowing the venue.

Hoosier Daddy hares (and possibly eats your face) out of Carol’s Pub. Meet Up at 7:00, On-Out at 7:30 Hash Cash $8

Hare: BiHole Her, Up the Ash, Just ChevronVenue: Big Joe’s (1818 W Foster Ave)Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 ***Luau Hash*** Come celebrate (or mourn) Just Chevron’s virgin lay with