Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Poultry F*ckerVenue: Lincoln Square Lanes (4874 N. Lincoln Ave)Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 Whaaaaat? Chicken & Poultry are haring out of Lincoln Lanes?! No way!

Hare: The Dark Kunt & Taste the Rainbow Venue: Miska’s Bar – 3205 N Leavitt StTime: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 ***A Very Kunty Birthday Hash*** FOR KUNT! FOR KUNT! FOR

Hare: Horn-EVenue: Durkin’s, (810 W Diversey)Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 No one stepped up to take this hare date, so you people get the first of three Horn-E trails

Hare: Bi-Hole HerVenue: Double Bubble, 6036 N Broadway StTime: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 ** Bi-Hole Her’s Old Bitches Hash ** It’s Bi-Hole Her’s birthday proper. Celebrate her stupidity at

Hare: RhotanVenue: Raven’s, 2326 N. Clark StreetTime: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 Celebrate TH3’s first trail of April with what I am sure will be another signature Rhotan Ballbuster Trail.

Hares: Snotcho Mama & Son of SpamVenue: The Bar Below, 127 S State StreetTime: Meet-up 7pm, On-out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 Closest “L” stops – Monroe on the Red line, Adams/Wabash

Hares: Snotcho Mama & Frequent FlyerVenue: Durkin’s Tavern, 810 W Diversey Pkwy. Time: Meet-up 7pm, On-out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 The second helping of “We’re letting Snotcho hare three weeks in a

Hares: Snotcho Mama & MeshugaNutsVenue: Wrigleyville North, 3900 N Sheridan RdTime: Meet-up 7pm, On-out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 Wrigleyville North is one-ish block south of the Sheridan Red Line stop. Snotcho

Hare: Hoosier DaddyVenue: Cork Lounge, 1822 W Addison Time: Meet-up 7pm, On-out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 Cork Lounge is right by the Addison Brown Line stop The last hare in our “February