Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Hares: Pull My Pork and R2Do MeVenue: Celtic CrownHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Didn’t Pork die or something? Or was that just wishful thinking? At any rate, R2Do Me’s

Hares: Rumpspringa & Foamy DischargeVenue: Jefferson Inn, 4874 N Milwaukee AveHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm ***Foamy 5K*** A Foamy 5K? I don’t even want to know. Disgusting r*cists.

Hares: Soul PandaVenue: Belford Tavern (3200 N Pulaski Rd)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Yay for Panda and Soul Taco for stepping up.  Belford Tavern is west of casa de

Hares: Roofie RaguVenue: Independence Tap (3932 W. Irving Park Rd)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Ignore the fact that Roofie is haring what will undoubtedly be a racist trail. Focus

Hares: Rumpelstealskids & Just StephenVenue: Burwood Tap (724 W. Wrightwood Av.)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Rumple with a Just. This should go well.

Hare: Monkjey Semen Monkey Do Me, GingerSnatch, & Foamy DischargeVenue: J&M Tap, 957 N Leavitt StHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait WAIT…Monkey still

Liebre: Taladrar en mi CajaLugar: Defenitivamente Raven’s!Dinero de Hash: $8Tiempo: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm ***Fiesta de Cumpleanos de Taladro*** Venga a celebrar el cumpleaños de la mejor cerveza sentidos de todos

Hares: Golden ShartchesVenue: Big Joe’s, 1818 W Foster AveHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Who knows what this wanker has planned for trail? Come to Big Joe’s and find out!

Hares: SnatchSquatchVenue: Angie’s – 3700 N. KedzieHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Snatch is haring. FRBs not necessary. $5 pitchers and a patio to enjoy for you DFLs though.