Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Hares: Foamy Discharge & O’Shitty RunchVenue: Miska’s (2156 W Belmont)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Come out for what is sure to be a foamalicious trail out of our favorite

Hares: Feather and Ice Princess Venue: Raven’s (2326 N Clark)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm We’ve had five different hares in a span of 48 hours. Come watch this beautiful clusterfuck

Hare: Menstrual CasseroleVenue: A-to-A’ beginning at Nisei Lounge Ltd (3439 N. Sheffield Ave)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Your very own Hash Drunk will be guest bartending to get YOU

Hares: Dickens CiderVenue: 4 Treys (3333 N. Damen Av.)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Yay, Dickens. Get off your lazy asses and sign up to hare for February! DO IT

Hares: Rusty Grundle & Cock WhispererVenue: Chris’ Northland Tavern & Grill at North and AshlandHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm They agreed to hare this trail on Monday, while out

Hare(s): It’s Too Soft & Cums On All BasesVenue: Party Central, 933 W Wolfram St #3Time: Meet up 7pm, On-Out 7:30Hash Cash: $8 ***NEW YEAR’S EVE, BITCHES*** It’s Too Soft

Hare: Gay DancerVenue: Ravens 2326 N ClarkTime: Meet up 7pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 ***CHRISTMAS EVE, BITCHES*** Gay Dancer has graciously agreed to lay a trail for any wayward hashers

Hare: Golden ShartchesVenue: Celtic Crown (4301 N. Western Av.)Time: Meet up 7pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 ***ANTHRAX PRELUBE*** Start the Anthrax weekend right with a shitty trail provided by our

Hare: Hooch Before CoochVenue: Big Joe’s (1818 W Foster Av.)Time: Meet up 7pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 You’re not imagining things. This happened two weeks ago. Skipping this hash is