Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Hares: One Fuck Chuck & WJew-40Venue: A- Green Eye Lounge (2403 W Homer St), B – Trojan Jew B,B&B (2300 W Wabansia, Apt 237)Time: 7pm, on-out 7:30Hash Cash: $8 After

Hares: Fuck Your Circle and Coma ToastVenue: The SoFo Tap (4923 N Clark St)Time: 7pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 I’ve run out of clever things to say. Trail will suck.

Hare: Stiffy for StiffiesVenue: Possibly Carol’sTime: 7pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 Come on out to see what r*cist awfulness Stiffy has in store for us. Or just pay your hash

Hare: Panda & Just ButtStephVenue: Helen’s 2-Way LoungeTime: 7pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 Ride the Blue Line (or Fullerton bus) west for a glorious shitshow. Come for a Panda trail.

Hare: Roofie RaguVenue: Mahoney’s (551 N Ogden Ave)Time: 7pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 Don’t cum for the shitty trail. Cum for the first week of voting! You only get a

Hares: Gay Dancer & HoboPissVenue: Raven’s (2326 N Clark St)Time: 7pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 *** MEMORIAL DAY PRE-PRE-LUBE*** Thanks for taking over this shitshow, guys! Be at Raven’s to

Hare: Soul TacoVenue: Grayland Pub (3734 N. Milwaukee Av.)Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 Soul Taco is haring….does this mean there will be a taco mile in our near future?

Hare: Little Trojan Annie Venue: Double Bubble, 6036 N BroadwayTime: 7pm, on-out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 Come celebrate LTA getting a new job that allows her to have an active social life

Hare: Foamy DischargeVenue: Four Treys, 3333 N Damen AveHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Come on out to Four Treys for a foamalicious trail that’s sure to leave you moist!