Hare: Panda & Just ButtSteph
Venue: Helen’s 2-Way Lounge
Time: 7pm, On-Out 7:30pm
Hash Cash: $8
Ride the Blue Line (or Fullerton bus) west for a glorious shitshow. Come for a Panda trail. Stay for ButtSteph’s virgin lay. There’s sure to be nothing anyone will like except beer.
Rumor has it that Two Way may be on the Logan Square Gentrification block, so the cranky regulars and pretentious hipsters will be extra on edge when we come ruin their Thirstday night with our dulcet tones.
Week 2 of voting! Be there to get a ballot!