Th3 #589 – 2/26/15

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Hare: EZ on the Ass
Venue: Four Treys, 3333 N Damen
Hash Cash: $8
Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm

***EZ’s 10 YEAR HASHIVERSARY***

Hashing for ten years. Jesus, why?

Come celebrate EZ’s stupidity for being a half-mind for a freaking decade. I’m sure he’s got something shitty planned. Remember, this is a hash, not a training run, SO DON’T WEAR YOUR LADYBOY TIGHTS!!! Also, toe and hand warmers are great, you can get them anywhere for under a buck

“Colder than a witch’s tit,
Colder than a bucket of penguin shit,
Colder than a hair on a polar bear’s ass
Colder than the frost on a champagne glass”
–Thomas Pynchon, from Gravity’s Rainbow