Call him Mild Balls. Or The Least Interesting Man In the World. Or Jizz Mayonnaise. Or Sweet Nancie. Or some creative and vaguely racist combination of the above…. Whatever name you know him by, he’s gracing us with his first solo lay. He promises it will be less than a half marathon this time, and that he won’t use blue chalk. Probably.
Come join us and find out if we all get schnockered enough to name him again… because, you know, it’s fun.
Meet up at 7:00 pm, On-Out at 7:30 pm
Hash Cash $8