Wang Chunks, Ass 2 Mouth, and recent transplant Krusty the Meat Miser proudly present the Second Annual TH3 Beer Mile! Instead of our standard trail with marks to solve, the course will be a quarter-mile loop (actually, it’s a figure 8 this time around–a great opportunity for collisions!).
Participants will drink a full can of beer and run a lap, repeating the process three more times. The result is 4 cans of beer consumed, a mile run, and some pretty epic refunds. Refunders are required to run a penalty lap to complete their course.
Location: Ping Tom Park (300 W 19th St)
Directions from CTA: Take the Red Line to Cermak-Chinatown. Chalk arrows will lead you to the park.
On-after: Jack’s Place (618 W 18th St), $2 PBR Tallboys
Time: 7:00 HST, Beer Mile commences at 7:30
Hash Cash: $8
Promises: Beer, Mile.