Thirstday Hash House Harriers

Hare: HornEVenue: Dino’s, 6400 N ClarkHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm It’s not a Bushamn, it’s not a Moon Hash….then why the fuck is HornE haring?

Hare: Dickens CiderVenue: Reed’s LocalHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm ***DICKENS’ BIRTHDAY TRAIL*** It’s Dickens birthday AND she’s laying trail. Someone make Dickens a cake!! Yes Dammit!! Chocolate, with more

Hare: Stiffy for StiffiesVenue: Atlantic Bar & Grill, 5062 N LincolnHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm ***PUZZLED’S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION WITHOUT HER, AND MAYBE WE’LL CELEBRATE STIFFY”S BIRTHDAY*** It was supposed

Hare: Golden ShartchesVenue: Hawkeye’s, 1458 W TaylorHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm What’s the perfect pre-lube for Wrestlemania/Beer in a Box Weekend? …probably not this. But come anyway. It’ll be

Hare: Second CummingVenue: Atlantic Bar & Grille (5062 N. Lincoln Av.)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Come see how this NoLa transplant lays a trail.

Hares: Hooch Before McCoochVenue: Celtic CrownHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm ***St O’Drunky McStumbles Day*** Make sure you come out for this Thirsday that happens to fall on our nation’s

Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies and Smells Like Twat SweatVenue: Nisei LoungeHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Public Transit: Red Line to Addison or Clark 22 bus to Newport. “Don’t blame

Hares: Son of Spam Venue: Rose’s (2656 N. Lincoln Ave)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Poor Spam, couldn’t get the January date, had to settle for February. Let’s see what shitastic

Hares: Lifa Venue: Big Joe’s – 1818 W. Foster ave.Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm THUG LIFA 4 EVA!!

Hares: One Fuck ChuckVenue: Casa de Uno Sexo Carlos, 4907 N Glenwood Ave, 2AHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Keeping the 600’s shitty with a trail hared by one of