The Best Reason to Call in Sick on Fridays
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch & Silent But Deadly Venue: Bob Inn Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Soul Cooch agreed to hare when they were
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Hare: One Fuck Chuck Venue: Charles’ Fornication Palace (1622 W. Farwell Ave. #3A) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out OFC is once again haring out of
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Hares: Slippery Fingers & Fire in the Hole Venue: A-to-B from Whirlaway Lounge Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Wait, what? Slippery is going to
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Hare: Snatchsquatch & Furry Spice Venue: Redmond’s Ale House (3358 N. Sheffield) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out Snatch will once again hare our anal
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Hare: Menstrual Casserole Venue: Independence Tap (3932 W Irving Park Rd.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out It’s finally that time of year. That’s right,
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Hares: Roofie Ragu and USS Cum On My Face *** DOUBLE BIRTHDAY BASH *** Venue: Mahoney’s (551 N Ogden Ave.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m.
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Hare: Foamy Discharge Venue: Four Trey’s, probably (3333 N Damen Ave.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out A mystery co-hare has been rumored. Show up
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Hare: Pied Piper Venue: Ph.D Pub (1257 S. Halsted St.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out A visitor hare? This should be shitty. At least
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Hares: ButtPalmolive & Hobo Piss Venue: J&M Tap, (957 N Leavitt St) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out These punks know that no one is coming out unless
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Hare: Silent But Deadly & I Eat Dick Venue: Feather’s Den (1003 N. Ashland, Apt. #3F) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m. On-Out These bitches
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