Author: snatchsquatch

Hares: Mt Schwiiinga & Foamy DischargeVenue: Raven’s, 2326 N Clark StHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm ***MT SCHWIIINGA’S GTFO HASH*** Rumor has it Mt Schwiiinga is leaving us. Good Riddance!

Hare: Bert’s Special FriendVenue: Ph.D Pub, 1257 S HalstedHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Bert’s Special Friend blah blah blah shitty trail blah Ph.D Pub blah blah down downs.

Hare: Grateful Dick & 3 1/2 Inch Hard DriveVenue: Turtle’s (238 W 33rd St)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Southside, bitches! Fuck the green zone! Come out for what is

Hare: EZ on the AssVenue: Four Treys, 3333 N DamenHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm ***EZ’s 10 YEAR HASHIVERSARY*** Hashing for ten years. Jesus, why? Come celebrate EZ’s stupidity for

Hares: BiHole Her & GloryHoleVenue: O’Lanagans, 2335 W. Montrose AveHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm ***Westminster Shitshow*** Text received from hares: “We want 2/19. Westminster Shitshow.” That’s all I got.

Hare: Snotch MamaVenue: Independence Tap (3932 W Irving Park)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Despite our best efforts, Snotcho is haring again. Out of TBD. Naturally. From da hare: This

Hare: Stiffy for StiffiesVenue: Big Joe’s, 1818 W Foster AveHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Stiffy’s haring out our favorite hash bar, Big Joe’s. Stay tuned for more details.

Hares: SnatchSquatchVenue: O’Malley’s West, 2249 N Lincoln AveHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm ***CUPCAKES’ BIRTHDAY HASH*** In honor of his lovely wife (gross – get a room, you two), Snatch

Hares: Barback MountHimVenue: Danny’s tap room 2218 n western ave.Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm This rare albino decided to make an appearance. See him frolic. A venue has been

Hares: One Fuck ChuckVenue: Double Bubble (6036 N Broadway)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Will we be revoking Chuck’s haring privileges again in 2015? Come to the hash and find