Author: Rufus Ragu

Hares: Gay Dancer Venue: Irish Eye’s (2159 N Lincoln Ave.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 Ugly Sweater Hash! Oops sorry, Ugly Jumper Hash, since the hare is British.

Hares: Coach and Nintendo Venue: O’Donnell’s (4500 N Elston Ave.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 Anthrax pre-pre-lube! Let’s see if these knuckleheads can estimate distance better than the

Hares: Soul Taco Venue: Mahoney’s (551 N Ogden Ave.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 She’s officially over the hill. Talk about old boobs… Upcumming Hareline Th3 #738 –

Hares: Sandy Syphilis Venue: Cork Lounge (1822 W. Addison St.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 Yay, she lives here again, I guess. Get her sloppy–she lives 2 blocks

Hares: Son of Spam Venue: PhD Pub (1257 S. Halsted St.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 The Moon invades Thirstday. Upcumming Hareline Th3 #735 – 11/23/17 – Snatchsquatch

Hares: Just Jess & Hooch Before Cooch Venue: Corner Bar (2224 N. Leavitt St.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 Just Jess’s virgin lay! Hopefully Hooch won’t get lost.

Hares: Little Trojan Annie Venue: Danny’s Tap Room (2218 N. Western Av.) Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 What, no Uptown? Come see the 606! Upcumming Hareline Th3 #733

Hares: Roofie Ragu and USS Cum On My Face *** DOUBLE BIRTHDAY BASH *** Venue: Mahoney’s (551 N Ogden Ave.) Hash Cash: $8 Time: 7 p.m. Meet up, 7:30 p.m.