Author: Cup Cakes

Hare: Hooch Before Cooch Where: Output Lounge (1758 W Grand) When: 7pm meet, 7:30 on-out Hooch Before Cooch has cum out of hibernation to set trail for Thirstday once again

Hare: Brother Incisor Where: Irish Eyes (2519 N Lincoln) When: 7pm meet, 7:30 on-out Brother Incisor has signed up to hare, please note that we are back indoors for this

Hare: Lifa Where: Senior Citizen’s Memorial Park (2228 N Oakley) When: 7pm meet, 7:30 on-out Come out and finish off the shortest month with the second shortest hash song ever!

Hare: Garmin Where: Senn Park (5887 N Ridge) When: 7pm meet, 7:30 on-out Garmin has caved to the hare razor’s pressure and will hare this one – get excited! Google

Hare: Dickin Me Two-fiddy Where: Park No. 598 (1514 N Larabee) When: 7pm meet, 7:30 on-out Dickin Me Two-fiddy has signed up to hare – be sure to attend and

Hare: Gay Dancer Where: Casa de Dancer (4645 North Magnolia Ave) When: 7pm meet, 7:30 on-out Gay Dancer is haring for the second time in three weeks – he earns

Hare: Bert’s Special Friend Where: North/Clybourn Red Line Station (815 W North Ave) When: 7pm meet, 7:30 on-out Bert’s Special Friend has stepped up to hare, the rest of you

Hares: Gay Dancer, Escort Required, & Just Jucie Where: Chicago History Museum (1601 N Clark) When: 7pm meet, 7:30 on-out Escort Require from Copenhagen H3 has volunteered to hare! He’ll

Hares: One Fuck Chuck & Mommy’s Little Accident Where: Big Joe’s (1818 W Foster) When: 7pm meet, 7:30 on-out Two veteran hares, one shitty trail!

Hare: Snatchsquatch Where: Wang Park (1719 W Wolfram) When: 7pm meet, 7:30 on-out It’s 2022, time for Snatchsquatch to lay even shittier trails!