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Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Ritalin Cum BubbleLocation: Park & Field (3509 W Fullerton)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Ritalin Cum Bubble is going to hare in celebration of his birthday

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Faming FlaggottLocation: Kelly’s Pub (949 W Webster)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: TH3’s favorite Texan, Faming Flaggott, wants to hare a trail for us again. FUN

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: One Fuck ChuckLocation: Double Bubble (6036 N Broadway)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: One Fuck Chuck feels insulted that he did not win “Worst Trail” in

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Rusty Grundel & Sandy SyphilisLocation: Driftwood (1021 W Montrose)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Rusty and Sandy are bringing back the Pirate Hash – ARRRRRR U?

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Soul Taco & Silent But DeadlyLocation: Schoolyard (3258 N Southport)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: In honor of the hash calendar syncing up just so, Soul

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just Jenna & Hooch Before CoochLocation: Goldie’s Pub (3835 N Lincoln)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Jenna wants a name, so she’s haring a TH3

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Sex Practice FriendLocation: O’Donnell’s (4500 N Elston)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Sex Practice Friend is moving back to Chicago and wants to hare a trail