Category: Hashes

Hare: Just PrestonVenue: Will’s Northwoods Inn, 3030 N Racine AveTime: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 I’d say he’s been around long enough to have earned a name, but I’m not

Hare: Chip ‘N’ Dale & Drill In My BoxVenue: Cleo’s, 1935 W ChicagoTime: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 I believe the fact this hash falls around Chip’s birthday is a

Hare: SnatchSquatchVenue: O’Donnells – 4500 N. ElstonTime: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 Rounding out the month of May, summer just around the corner, and we’re closing with a trail hared

Hare: Gaping Panda & Frequent FlyerVenue: Bar Below, 127 S State StreetTime: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 ** Memorial Day Weekend Pre-Lube ** Start your shitty weekend of shitty hash

Hare: Menstrual Casserole & Foamy DischargeVenue: Clarke’s on Belmont (930 W Belmont Ave, Chicago, IL 60657)Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 ** Menstrual Casserole’s Bloody Birthday ** We’ve been promised

Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Poultry F*ckerVenue: Lincoln Square Lanes (4874 N. Lincoln Ave)Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 Whaaaaat? Chicken & Poultry are haring out of Lincoln Lanes?! No way!

Hare: The Dark Kunt & Taste the Rainbow Venue: Miska’s Bar – 3205 N Leavitt StTime: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 ***A Very Kunty Birthday Hash*** FOR KUNT! FOR KUNT! FOR

Hare: Horn-EVenue: Durkin’s, (810 W Diversey)Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 No one stepped up to take this hare date, so you people get the first of three Horn-E trails

Hare: Bi-Hole HerVenue: Double Bubble, 6036 N Broadway StTime: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pmHash Cash: $8 ** Bi-Hole Her’s Old Bitches Hash ** It’s Bi-Hole Her’s birthday proper. Celebrate her stupidity at