Category: Hashes

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Rusty Grundel & Sandy SyphilisLocation: Driftwood (1021 W Montrose)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Rusty and Sandy are bringing back the Pirate Hash – ARRRRRR U?

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Soul Taco & Silent But DeadlyLocation: Schoolyard (3258 N Southport)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: In honor of the hash calendar syncing up just so, Soul

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just Jenna & Hooch Before CoochLocation: Goldie’s Pub (3835 N Lincoln)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Jenna wants a name, so she’s haring a TH3

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Sex Practice FriendLocation: O’Donnell’s (4500 N Elston)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Sex Practice Friend is moving back to Chicago and wants to hare a trail

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Meat Inside Her & Bert’s Special FriendLocation: Hawkeye’s (1458 W Taylor)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: We have dollar beers and a private room in the basement

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Just EricLocation: Burwood Tap (724 W Wrightwood)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Eric wants a name, so we should probably show up and give him

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: I Eat Dick & Stiffy for StiffiesLocation: Beaumont’s (2020 N Halsted)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: Just Jenna couldn’t hare, but I Eat Dick and Stiffy

Time: 7 p.m., On-Out 7:30 p.m.Hares: Wanky WonkyLocation: Irish Eyes (2519 N Lincoln)Hash Cash: $10 NOTES: It’s Wanky Wonky’s birthday – please bring him down-downs. Trail will be A-to-B. FUN