Category: Hashes

Hares: The Dark Kunt & R2Do MeVenue: Miska’s 3205 N. LeavittHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA – STAR WARS!

Hares: PandaVenue: W Cut Rate LiquorsHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Panda is haring. Ugh. Who keeps inviting this guy? From the hare: I haven’t talked to them yet, but

Hares: Puzzled in the SackVenue: Hawkeye’s (1458 W. Taylor St.)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm ***Puzzled Birthday Hash*** Hashy birthday, fuck you! Help Puzzled celebrate her birthday by making sure

Hares: Dickens Cider & Stiffy for StiffiesVenue: Wrigleyville NorthHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Cum out and be excited for a (probably racist) Stiff Dick trail. Screw the rain! Trail

Hares: FeatherVenue: J&M TapHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm FEATHER. FEATHER. FEATHER.

Hares: RumpspringaVenue: Gladstone Lounge & Liquors, 5734 N Milwaukee AveHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm ***Rumpy’s Blackout Birthday Hash*** Hashy birthday, fuck you! Celebrate Rumpy’s existence on Earth with some

Hares: Snotcho MamaVenue: Grayland Pub (3734 N Milwaukee Ave)Hash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm From da hare: I am not doing anything special. It’ll be short, boring, and have crappy

Hares: Mt Schwiiinga & Foamy DischargeVenue: Raven’s, 2326 N Clark StHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm ***MT SCHWIIINGA’S GTFO HASH*** Rumor has it Mt Schwiiinga is leaving us. Good Riddance!

Hare: Bert’s Special FriendVenue: Ph.D Pub, 1257 S HalstedHash Cash: $8Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm Bert’s Special Friend blah blah blah shitty trail blah Ph.D Pub blah blah down downs.